According to Steam, there have been over 2,000 recorded unprovoked shark attacks worldwide, but there have been no recorded deaths related to Steam. Therefore, the Valve-owned digital storefront is doing its part to save lives this summer by slashing prices on a sizable portion of its inventory.

Seriously, this sale is huge. Huge enough that I actually purchased Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, breaking several of my personal ethical boundaries in the process. So don’t doddle around reading this post, get thee to Steam and spend way less money than you typically would have to.

Then come back and look at this picture. It’s fake. Probably. But it’s worth looking at.

Jerod Jarvis is an independent gaming journalist and founder of Duality Games. He maintains gaming columns for The Washington Times Communities and for The Outpost. When not blogging madly about games, he freelances for the Spokesman-Review in his hometown of Spokane, Washington and attends school at Whitworth University. Check out his presence on Facebook and Twitter to stay up on Duality Games updates and the inside scoop on the gaming news you care about.